This is entirely accurate. Although I might add binge drinking to it.

Check this out! These people in Japan were married by a Robot. My friend Nick and I are going to get married then divorced by a robot. It will be awesome!

Want vs Need

Found these want v.s. need posters here.

These are my favorites:

That one reminds me of school!
PICK THE WAFFLES!

Conversation between a designer and an idiot

funny

Another one

Cool blog

Someday my Life as a Real Person may involve getting married. Even if it does not, I will think this blog is awesome!

Thanks Robin for showing it to me!

I especially appreciated these pictures and want my potential future wedding to include fake mustaches and bouncy houses.

Future husband: take note!

Key

We have to do this key project for Design Aesthetics. This made me think of that.

Except ours are less cool.

9:06

Today I woke up at 9:06. I was in the middle of a dream (one of those where afterward you can remember images but can't really explain what the hell was going on.) Anyway this was a problem because I have Type/Text at 9:00. Oops. Must've hit dismiss instead of sleep. I was worried that if I was late I wouldn't get any feedback on my homework so I got ready in FOUR MINUTES! Anyone who knows me knows that this is a miracle so I have decided to tell you my new 'emergency' routine in case you ever need one. Trust me, if I can make myself somewhat presentable in four minutes so can you.

Step 1: Wake up and have a moment of panic

Step 2: Put on clothes (whatever is readily available, I suggest going the jeans and a t-shirt route so you don't end up in a plaid shirt and paisley pants or something) (also why do you have paisley pants?)

Step 3: Put on glasses (only if you actually need them to see, otherwise you look like an asshole)

Step 4: Brush teeth

Step 5: Dusting of face powder

Step 6: Ponytail

Step 7: Grab shoes and other crap you need

See easy. In case you are wondering here are the steps I cut out:

1. Wash face (doesn't take long but it make lots of other steps like moisturizer necessary)

2. Moisturize

3. Make-up

4. Contacts

5. Messing with hair (see ponytail)

6. Accessorizing

7. Eating food

8. Peeing

You can do all of these things later. They are not essential. Get over it.

The Soup

I was just watching The Soup. Yes I know that is kind of lame considering that it's Friday night but it's spring break and I'm detoxing or whatever. Anyway its an excellent show in which Joel McHale (whose babies I would totally have by the way) makes fun of people. It's excellent and it's best when the clips speak for themself. Quote from a clip on tonight from some hair cutting show:

"You can't wash a client's hair in cold water, you might as well wash it the Titanic Ocean!"

I'm paraphrasing but the 'titanic ocean' is a direct quote I swear. So ridiculous.

Old School

Check out this drawing that goes with The Cure's Friday I'm in Love! Cute!

If you need a refresher here's the song with lyrics (and bad typography):

It's been a while

It's been awhile since i last posted. cut me some slack it was hell week. things that have happened:

1. Got deathly ill.
2. Just had my final crit which went really well! I will post some of the work soon

3. Ate cheese cake

4. Might have coin or other foreign object lodged in my computer

5. Spent the last two days watching A LOT of How I Met Your Mother. its excellent

6. My sister is getting a fancy new insulin pump!

I like this:

Interrobang

? + ! =

its called an interrobang and its the best punctuation ever! Also it is very dirty sounding!

So awesome there are no words:

Pirate Cruises!

Check this out! You can sign up to take a cruise in which they guarantee that you will be attacked by pirates! And they give you guns! I guess you're supposed to shoot the pirates. Like a live pirate video game! So awesome! There are no words!

http://www.somalicruises.com/

I don't think I would go on a cruise with the purpose of literally KILLING PEOPLE. But hey to each their own right?

Except its kind of gross. Hilarious but gross. Like how fucked up is it that people are so jaded that they think killing people is a vacation. Go rent World of Warcraft people.

Happy Thoughts

Please send happy thoughts to my friends baby cousin Harry who is in a coma in Cleveland! Also to Haiti!

Frustrated in more ways than one

Check out this super cute note thing: http://www.sharesomecandy.com/2009/06/matt-dorfman.html
Note to sister (who is awesome (see sister this is your shout out)) show this to A and C (I still refuse to use names but hopefully you know who I am talking about!

Rant: All of this school shit is out of control. I thought at least I was in good shape in photo and then I showed my contact sheet to my prof who used words like "personal" "descriptive" and "not extraordinary. Those are not good words. And the thing is I showed her a digital version of it like a MONTH ago and she used none of these awful words. A month ago I could have worked out something else. Now I am screwed. That's frustrating this no 1.

Frustrating thing no 2: Text. Variations printed wrong size. bubbles and creases in mounting. kristen thinks we suck.

Frustrating thing no 3: trying to get project one and project two (which is supposed to essentially be a tracing of project 1 to line up. not working out.

Frustrating thing no 4: How am I supposed to know that this is what I am supposed to be doing with my life?

Frustrating thing no 5: I am getting out of shape.

Frustrating thing no. 6: I cannot swim with my face in water

Frustrating thing no 7: there isn't one but 7 is my favorite number

Shout out to R, M, and N! We shall have an awesome Thurs night full of wine and the office!

No Doubt

I'm trying to learn how to add video and stuff. If that worked than now I know. If not I'll figure it out eventually.

You gotta love some old school No Doubt. This takes me back to middle school which is not usually something that I like to remember but I'll make an exception. Its funny because I also adored Avril Livigne (yeah I'm not looking up the spelling) in middle school and now not so much. I'll always love me some No Doubt though. Also who is more talented or cooler than Gwen Stefani?

Procrastination

Procrastination is probably my favorite game ever. For example right now I am writing this instead of doing my drawing homework. See how easy that is?

Yesterday was another snow day which I should have used to get ahead on my work. Instead I did the following:

1. Watched the Bachelor. It was the episode with the overnight dates. It was gross. Seriously this guy who has been whining all season about how "nice guys finish last" goes on three "romantic" dates with three different girls three days in a row and uses a bunch of cheesy lines to get all three of them into bed. And they go for it even though they know that he is banging these other girls too. Like seriously have some self-respect. And I know I should stop watching the show but I can't. Its like youtube videos of preying mantises mating where they bite off each others heads and even though you know what's going to happen and that it will be awful you watch anyway.

2. Watched Skins. Awesome British show. All things British tend to be awesome in case you haven't noticed. This is why I plan to raise my children to be British. It will make them automatically awesome. Just wait.

3. Baked cake for my friends birthday. It came out beautifully. Have become very good baker. I think that counts as a good Real Person skill.

4. Browned flour to make gumbo for friends birthday/mardi gras. Set of fire alarm. Fail

5. Had lovely party for friends birthday!

All in all it was a good day but when I think about all the work I have to do I want to throw up.

I have no idea how to do this blog shit.

For example I just hit enter after doing the title and it posted a posting with no post only a title. Also does swearing count as adult content.

Yesterday was Valentines Day. I know hating Valentines Day is really just as cliche as loving it but I hate it anyway. I can't help it. It makes me feel bad about myself. It makes me remember that my last date was in August with a guy named after candy (not really it was his nickname.) Also I tend to give the guys I go out with name add ons like "the racist" or "drug dealer" when I learn these things about them. (For the record I dumped Blank the Racist but that's another story.)

On the plus side today is a snow day!

Also we got a house! And i need to send the lease to my mother. And I don't own any envelopes. Real people should own envelopes. Will get on that.