Cool blog

Someday my Life as a Real Person may involve getting married. Even if it does not, I will think this blog is awesome!

Thanks Robin for showing it to me!

I especially appreciated these pictures and want my potential future wedding to include fake mustaches and bouncy houses.

Future husband: take note!

Key

We have to do this key project for Design Aesthetics. This made me think of that.

Except ours are less cool.

9:06

Today I woke up at 9:06. I was in the middle of a dream (one of those where afterward you can remember images but can't really explain what the hell was going on.) Anyway this was a problem because I have Type/Text at 9:00. Oops. Must've hit dismiss instead of sleep. I was worried that if I was late I wouldn't get any feedback on my homework so I got ready in FOUR MINUTES! Anyone who knows me knows that this is a miracle so I have decided to tell you my new 'emergency' routine in case you ever need one. Trust me, if I can make myself somewhat presentable in four minutes so can you.

Step 1: Wake up and have a moment of panic

Step 2: Put on clothes (whatever is readily available, I suggest going the jeans and a t-shirt route so you don't end up in a plaid shirt and paisley pants or something) (also why do you have paisley pants?)

Step 3: Put on glasses (only if you actually need them to see, otherwise you look like an asshole)

Step 4: Brush teeth

Step 5: Dusting of face powder

Step 6: Ponytail

Step 7: Grab shoes and other crap you need

See easy. In case you are wondering here are the steps I cut out:

1. Wash face (doesn't take long but it make lots of other steps like moisturizer necessary)

2. Moisturize

3. Make-up

4. Contacts

5. Messing with hair (see ponytail)

6. Accessorizing

7. Eating food

8. Peeing

You can do all of these things later. They are not essential. Get over it.

The Soup

I was just watching The Soup. Yes I know that is kind of lame considering that it's Friday night but it's spring break and I'm detoxing or whatever. Anyway its an excellent show in which Joel McHale (whose babies I would totally have by the way) makes fun of people. It's excellent and it's best when the clips speak for themself. Quote from a clip on tonight from some hair cutting show:

"You can't wash a client's hair in cold water, you might as well wash it the Titanic Ocean!"

I'm paraphrasing but the 'titanic ocean' is a direct quote I swear. So ridiculous.

Old School

Check out this drawing that goes with The Cure's Friday I'm in Love! Cute!

If you need a refresher here's the song with lyrics (and bad typography):

It's been a while

It's been awhile since i last posted. cut me some slack it was hell week. things that have happened:

1. Got deathly ill.
2. Just had my final crit which went really well! I will post some of the work soon

3. Ate cheese cake

4. Might have coin or other foreign object lodged in my computer

5. Spent the last two days watching A LOT of How I Met Your Mother. its excellent

6. My sister is getting a fancy new insulin pump!

I like this:

Interrobang

? + ! =

its called an interrobang and its the best punctuation ever! Also it is very dirty sounding!